Dr. Luka Kovac: Why do you have to make such a big problem about everything? Like you have an insect in your anus.

Abby Lockhart: Okay, it's bug up my ass Luka. Bug up my ass. If you're going to... more

Luka: You're not that pretty, you're not that special.
Abby: I'm pretty enough in the dark though, aren't I?

Abby: Luka, how old were you when you became a man?
Kovac: What?
Susan: When you lost your virginity? How old were you?
Abby: Come on, we're playing a game. How old?
Kovac: I don't want to... more

Our job is to save lives, not to judge them

Lukaism: Why do you have to make such a big problem out of everything. Like you have an insect in your anus?
Abby: It's 'bug up your ass', Luka. Bug up my ass. If you're gonna insult me, you can at... more

So any fool can get into heaven if he's scared enough to say he's sorry right before he dies?

Luka: Just show up. That's all I've been doing. Just show up. Time goes by faster at work. Shift work. Treat and street a few lost souls. You're with them when they're most vulnerable. They're naked,... more

I think we should name the baby after my father. He would love to have a grandson named Mongo.

Luka to Man: "So, you just Hit and Run!?"
Man to Luka: "Is she OK?"
Luka to Man: "You don't even have the right to ask."

Carol Hathaway: I have to go find out.
Dr. Luka Kovac: Find out what?
Carol Hathaway: If he's still in love with me... because... I'm still in love with him. I am. I've been in love with him... more