Pratt: Suck up all her decades of experience.

Weaver: Decades? What am I? A fossil?

Legaspi: [To Weaver] You know, this is our second meal together. Some people might consider a second meal as, a..., a date.

Kerry: Alright, who left a kielbasa in the drug fridge? This is a clear JCHAO violation. Who doesn't know that?
Abby: I'm guessing Frank, His name's on it.
Kerry: Well, tell him to keep his sausage... more

Lucy: Dr Finch, do you always jog to work?
Cleo: It's only 4 miles.
Kerry: It makes one wanna dislike her, doesn't it?

Dr. Kerry Weaver: [a female patient has complained about Pratt's breast exam] Did you TUBE her?
Dr. Greg Pratt: What? Where did you hear that?
Dr. Kerry Weaver: Totally Unnecessary Breast Exam. You... more

Weaver: (To Stinky the dog) I don't like dogs!... And I don't like your name. (Stinky gives her his paw) Ah, give me a break. Alright. Come on. You'd better be house broken. Cause if your not, you're... more

Frank: So, you're gay, huh?
Kerry: Yeah Frank, I'm gay. All right?
Frank: You know you're going to Hell, right?