Dr. Kerry Weaver: You don't mind if I step in and take over a little bit?
Dr. David Morgenstern: Praise Allah, no! I don't mind telling you, sometimes I have felt like a sheriff with no posse. Like... more

(Romano): Dammit Kerry, you are the chief of emergency medicine not the county lesbian advocate, so I suggest you choose your battles very carefully!

(Weaver): That's where you're wrong Robert,... more

Abby: I still can't believe you're leaving.
Kerry: Yeah, it feels a little weird. Scary but... it's exciting. I'm actually gonna miss this place. You know...
Abby: Listen,I just wanted... more

Abby: "Dr. Weaver, can you sign this?"
Kerry: "What is it?"
Abby: "My timecard, 2 straight weeks of overtime!"
(kerry gives her the "are you crazy... more

Mark and I always butted heads, I was always trying to out maneuver him, gain some kind of edge, figured it had to be a competition. He just wanted to do his job well and go home. I've known this... more

WEAVER: "WE ARE TRYING TO DO YOU A FAVOR HERE!"
ROMANO: "WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS BENDING ME OVER AND DRIVING IT UP A CHOCOLATE HIGHWAY LETS BE HONEST!"

ROMANO: "YOU ARE ONE GRADE A BITCH, YOU KNOW THAT KERRY!"
KERRY: "NO ROBERT IM YOUR BOSS AND AS LONG AS I AM YOURE MY BITCH!"

Dr. Kerry Weaver: It's not a good idea to shock a patient who's wide-awake.

Pratt: Suck up all her decades of experience.

Weaver: Decades? What am I? A fossil?

Pratt: Suck up all her decades of experience.

Weaver: Decades? What am I? A fossil?