Dr. Kerry Weaver: [leaving Luka a message] Luka, this is Kerry Weaver. I'm down two attendings and up 40 patients. If you don't get in here and start working your scheduled shifts, I'm gonna call the... more

Dr. Romano: We are not talking about me here Kerry

Dr. Weaver: Why Robert isn't that your favorite subject?

Weaver: You hit another doctor?

Gallant: Yeah, Dr. Pratt.

Weaver: Well in that case, I'll overlook it.

Benton: I got a page. What surgical consult?

Weaver: A guy in curtain two has a beeper up his rectum.

Benton: What?

Weaver: He has it on vibrate. I can't figure out how he slipped it in... more

Kerry: (about Carter): Mark, how could we let this happen? I mean, he showed all the signs?

Mark: I know, I know, but it's Carter, your mind just doesn't go there.

Kerry: (about Carter): Mark, how could we let this happen? I mean, he showed all the signs?



Mark: I know, I know, but it's Carter, your mind just doesn't go there.

What are you doing"--Kerry Weaver



"Iceing my 'nads"---Archie Morris



"Excuse me?"--Weaver



"A patient grabbed my junk"--Morris

Discussing Abby being named nurse supervisor...

Abby: I was hall monitor for a day in the 5th grade and they fired me for selling passes to the other kids.

Kerry: Well, I'm sure you've matured... more

Kerry: Well you know Carter? I don't really need anything.

(A patient throws up on her)

Carter: Looks like you need some scrubs. (He laughs.)

Kerry: Did you even take the hippocratic oath?

Romano: I had my fingers crossed.