Carter: "I thought women found helplessness charming."

Abby: "Yeah, in puppies..."

Susan: "I called you and your manservant-- Harry?-- answered."

Carter: "Oh, Henry, our night butler... You need to get an answering machine."

Susan: "Well you need to... more

Carter: Hey you guys just missed a good one. Sent a guy straight up to the OR, perfed his intestine with a carrot.

Carol: A whole carrot?

Lucy: How do you swallow a whole carrot?

Carter:... more

Carter: Okay kids, that's it. Party's over. You don't have to go home but you can't stay here.

Lucy: What's up, were we too loud?

Carter: No, the furniture was too on fire.

Play nice kids, don't make me stop this trama

Carter: (on halloween about abbys costume) "How much longer you have that outfit for?"
Abby: "Tomorrow afternoon, why?"
Carter: "Thought maybe i could talk you into giving... more

Carter watching as Peter is being wheeled into surgery: "OOOOOH there is a God!"

Abby to Carter about trying to get into Luka's apartment with the new fishtank:

Abby: "Just bend over."

Carter: "At least you could buy me dinner first."

CARTER: "I WANNA MARRY YOU"
ABBY: "WHAT!?
"
CARTER: "I WANNA MARRY YOU"
ABBY: "OH YOU'RE PROPOSING!?"
CARTER: "YEA!"
ABBY: "YOU'RE... more

Dr. John Carter: [after Abby caught him kissing Susan] It's really more about friendship than anything else.

Abby Lockhart: Really? I've never seen you kiss Frank like that.