Dr. Malucci: So, Carter, who's that new resident, Jing something or other?

Dr. Carter: That's great Dave. Screw up her name. That'll really impress her.

[Talking about Abby]

I spend 23 hours a day wondering whether we're wrong for each other. Wondering whether we've got the energy that we need to get through everything that we seem to get into,... more

Carter: You bit me!
Abby: You dropped me!
Carter: I cannot believe you bit me!
Abby: I told you to put me down!
Carter: I think I'm bleeding.
Abby: Good!
Bartender: Everything okay out... more

[Talking to Dr. Edson about Titanic]



Dr. Carter: You know, Dale, I don't want to ruin it for you, but in the end, the ship sinks.

(Carter talking to the parents of a boy is is *ahem* caught in his zipper)
Carter: I'm afraid that we're going to have to cut it off.
Mom and Dad: What?!
Carter: The zipper. I meant the zipper

he was my model

See one, do one, teach one ...

The bad news is that u will never get used to it and the good news is that u will never get used to it.

Carter: "I'm not leaving without you, and I'm not living without you," "I love you."

Monkeypox sounds like a video game