I spend 23 hours a day wondering whether we're wrong for each other. Wondering whether we've got the energy that we need to get through everything that we seem to get into,... more
Carter: You bit me!
Abby: You dropped me!
Carter: I cannot believe you bit me!
Abby: I told you to put me down!
Carter: I think I'm bleeding.
Abby: Good!
Bartender: Everything okay out... more
(Carter talking to the parents of a boy is is *ahem* caught in his zipper)
Carter: I'm afraid that we're going to have to cut it off.
Mom and Dad: What?!
Carter: The zipper. I meant the zipper