In the lecture theatre talking about Carter's wealth
Abby: How old are you? 30?
Carter: 31.
Abby: How did you manage to last this long without some girl marrying you?
Carter laughs: We come with... more

(About losing his virginity)
Carter: I was eleven.
Susan: Eleven years old?!
Abby: Really? How old was she?
Carter: I don't know... Twenty-five.
Susan: You're kidding me!
Abby: Oh my... more

Abby: I didn't want you worrying about me.
Carter: Well, somebody should.
Abby: Not you. It's too complicated.
Carter: What's so complicated?
Abby: You and me... us.
Carter: What us? Is there an... more

Cameraman: Dr. Carter, our mic will pick you up at normal volume. You can relax and speak naturally.
Carter: Okay.
Greene: Carter wasn't acting. He's really like that.

[Deb Chen is performing a rectal.]
Carter: How's it going in there, Deb?
Chen: I'm stuck.
Carter: Deb?
Chen: Yes?
Carter: Did you use a lubricant?
Chen: Was I supposed to?

Benton: Do you know how to start an IV?
Carter: Uh, actually, no.
Benton: I thought you were third year.
Carter: I am, but all I've done is dermatology and psychiatry.
Benton: The... more

[Talking to Carter]
Mark: …by the way, I went to medical school with Dr. Benton. He used to get sick all the time. So, don't let him give you any crap. You'll be fine.

Dr. John Carter: OK guys, this party is over.



Lucy Knight: Was the music too loud?



Dr. John Carter: No, the furniture was too on fire.

Dr. Dave Malucci: I think Weaver's got it in for me. I dont know what I ever did to Festus to get her so pissed.

Dr. John Carter: Maybe it was calling her Festus.

Dr. Dave Malucci: Well,... more

Abby: Do you know he offered to pay my tuition?
Carter: Who?
Abby: Luka. And I know he means well. It's just frustrating for me sometimes because I have to explain my every feeling to him and... more