Abby: Well, yeah. I had a life before John Carter. If you want someone with no history you're gonna have to find yourself a virgin.
Carter: No, I'll settle for someone who isn't hung up on somebody... more
Abby: I got asked out by a fireman today.
Carter: Really?
Abby: Mh-mm...
Carter: Ankle guy?
Abby: Yeah. Hard to believe?
Carter: No.
Abby: He was good looking.
Carter: Big?
Abby: Yeah.... more
Carter: What's your problem?
Abby: Nothing.
Carter: Still fighting?
Abby: No. Luka has a new project.
Carter: Oh, like what? Coin collecting?
Abby: Good call. That cookie girl. She works here... more
(Abby walked in on Carter and Susan kissing)
Carter: I'm sorry about that.
Abby: What?
Carter: I should've said something to you sooner. It just sorta snuck up on me.
Abby: Hate it when that... more
Abby: So down-low is bisexual?
Carter: No. On the side, secret.
Abby: In the closet?
Carter: No, to be in the closet, you have to be gay.
Abby: He is gay.
Carter: Ah, C.C's gay. Diamond is on... more
Susan: You should tell her.
Carter: Who? (he realizes she's talking about Abby) What?
Susan: That you're madly in love with her and can't live without her.
Susan: You know, you really made a fool of yourself today.
Carter: What?
Susan: If you're worried about Abby living with Luka, don't be. I don't think anything's going on.
Carter: How did I make a... more
