(Kerry): And we are going to paint the conference room lime green

(Carter): Why?

(Kerry): Because it's my favorite color. Next on the agenda....

Oh, great, I have to work. I'm always working when the world ends.

I got stabbed! I got stabbed in the back! Where the hell were you? You were the same place you've been my entire life, you were someplace else!

Abby: Luka, how old were you when you became a man?
Kovac: What?
Susan: When you lost your virginity? How old were you?
Abby: Come on, we're playing a game. How old?
Kovac: I don't want to... more

Dear ER Gang, So here I am, out on the beach at 5:30 in the evening. Elizabeth is drinking juice, but I'm all about the Mai Tai's. The sun is going down, Rachel is dipping Ella's toes in the ocean as... more

Believe me, I’m in touch with my feelings right now, and I want to throttle you!

(Benton): What do you know about the arteries in the neck?

(Carter): There's a lot of them?

Dr. John Carter: What's Weaver doing down here?
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Romano damage control.

Dr. John Carter: What do I want? I want you to stop being so afraid. I want us to stop being so careful.
Abby Lockhart: I'm not afraid! I'm just...
Dr. John Carter: I wanna marry you!
Abby... more

Gallant: Mr Gillman has agreed to .. uh ... electro-ejaculation..
Carter: Come again?
Man: I'm an electro-ejaculation technician
Carter: Your parents must be very proud.