Pratt: (talking to med students, referring to Dr. Weaver) Suck up all her decades of experience.



Weaver: Decades? What am I? A fossil?”

Chen: I have the flu and you don't see me in bed.
Pratt: I'd like to.

[Morris tells Pratt he needs some advice]
Pratt: Stop smoking dope and slow down on the porn.

Dr. Greg Pratt: [about Gallant's twin sister] What's she look like?

Dr. Michael Gallant: Picture me in a dress.

Dr. Greg Pratt: I'm having dinner with a guy.

Dr. Ray Barnett: Is he cute?

Dr Kovac: What color were the patients eyes?

Dr Pratt: I don't know. We weren't on a date

Pratt: You can't tell me you wouldn't want to go have, have a nice hot shower, a glass of wine, some great sex.

Chen: I can do that all by myself.

Abby: It’s like I’m actually trying to screw things up.
Pratt: It sounds like you need a day off.
Abby: I wish it was that simple.

Morris: What? Are you pregnant?
[Abby looks at him, then smiles dismissively]
Abby: What? What are you talking about?
Morris: Oh, my God, you are!
Abby: You're crazy.
Morris: You are, aren't... more

(Pratt is going to check on a patient with penile fracture)

Chuny: Carter. He's going in the wrong room.

Carter: He'll figure it out.

(in the next room, Pratt sees a guy with loss of... more