Dr. Mark Greene: What are you thinking about, Doug?

Dr. Doug Ross: Carol... I'm in love with her. I mean, I used to think I knew what love was. I cared about a lot of women, I just don't think... more

I'm not a grown-up doctor.

Weaver and the sound of her own voice: A love story.

A child in pain: music to my ears!

[Trapped in elevator] Carol: Doug, what if it starts to move?
Doug: Then you won't have to worry about commitment.

Dr. Mark Greene: You can't take the fact that I'm your boss.
Dr. Doug Ross: That's typically narcissistic of you, Mark. I can't take the fact that anyone's my boss.

Nurse Lily Jarvik: Anyone seen Dr. Weaver?
Dr. Doug Ross: Follow the trail of partially-digested residents.

Carol Hathaway: On the twelfth day of Christmas, / my
true love gave to me... uhhh...
[all the other ER docs enter and start singing]

Dr. Doug Ross: 12 tone deaf doctors.

Dr. Mark Greene: 11... more

Wow Mark, you inspired her to plagiarize" (after finding out Dr. Lee, who posed as a doctor, wrote a poem for mark; the poem was by Octavio Paz)

[Doug] Everyone looks at me with those dirty looks like I’m a pagan
[Carol] You are a pagan.