Luka: [to pregnant Carol] You look great.

Carol: Really?

Luka: Yup.

Carol: I feel like an overgrown pumpkin.

Luka: Pumpkin?

Carol: You know, that big round orange thing you carve on... more

Carol: We'll put something under the door, you know, to stop the draft.
Shep: That's not a draft, that's a gale force wind. We're going to get pneumonia.

Doug: You can get through my door.

Carol: Anything in a bra can get through your door.

Doug: No, no, no. I've reformed. Ask anyone.

Carol: You know you haven't been too high on the popularity list lately.

Mark: Yeah, I've been kind of a jerk.

Carol: Worse.

Mark: Pain in the ass?

Carol: Keep going.

Mark: Total... more

Carol: Doug, come down from there. What if it starts to move?

Doug: Well, you don't have to worry about commitment.

Carter: Hey you guys just missed a good one. Sent a guy straight up to the OR, perfed his intestine with a carrot.

Carol: A whole carrot?

Lucy: How do you swallow a whole carrot?

Carter:... more

Doug: Well, it's time for a change.

Carol: Yeah kind of like me. I woke up this morning and I was a Transylvanian bat.

Luka: You look great.

Carol: Really?

Luka: Yep.

Carol: I feel like an overgrown pumpkin.

Luka: Pumpkin?

Carol: Yeah, that big, round, orange thing you carve around... more

Lydia: " He's unbelievable."

Carol: "You wonder why I slept with him on the first date."

Lydia: "Really? First date?"

Carol: "Yeah, he rang the doorbell,... more

Carol Hathaway: You can run but you cannot hide!