Abby Lockhart: How you feeling?
Carol Hathaway: I'm in love with the epidural man.
Abby Lockhart: Some people like to call him an anesthesiologist.
Carol Hathaway: Oh, he will always be the... more

Mark Greene: We can't help people who can't help themselves

Carol Hathaway: No Mark, those are exactly the people we should be helping.

[Trapped in elevator] Carol: Doug, what if it starts to move?
Doug: Then you won't have to worry about commitment.

Carol Hathaway: On the twelfth day of Christmas, / my
true love gave to me... uhhh...
[all the other ER docs enter and start singing]

Dr. Doug Ross: 12 tone deaf doctors.

Dr. Mark Greene: 11... more

[Doug] Everyone looks at me with those dirty looks like I’m a pagan
[Carol] You are a pagan.

[Carol] You know what we call motorcycles here in the ER?
[Patient] What?
[Carol] Donor-cycles

Carol: Have you seen Mark? Is he okay?
Doug: Put it this way, he called a staff meeting.
Carol: Mark Greene?
Doug: Yep.
Carol: Glasses? Receding hair line? Broken heart?
... more

Carol: I can't remember a time when I didn't love him.

Carol: You did all this for me?

Doug: I'd do anything for you.

Carol: Doug, it's a secret romance. Isn't that what sells bad novels?

Doug: We shouldn't be a bad novel.