Groovitas is not food, it's liquid life force.

Morris: This is war.
Pratt: And what great war wasn't fought with tape?

(Morris): What, we don't knock?

(Ray): On a curtain?

Luka: What's the problem here?
Morris: Dr. Stalin here is invading our turf again.
Albright: Wow, Morris. You're so versed in world history.
Morris: Yeah, you know what? In college I spent a... more

Neela: Frank, I'm leaving. I need my cookies.
Frank: (looking around) Fellas?
Neela: Today would be nice.
Ray: Hey Neela, we need to have a talk.
Morris: Yeah, uhm... Because we care about... more

(Sam and Gates are making out, Morris walks by)
Sam: Oh God.
Morris: I already know. Get over yourselves.

Morris: Didn't I see you eating one of those 20 minutes ago?

Abby: Mm-hm. This is my third.

Morris: Third? What are you, pregnant?

Abby: (pause) What? What are you talking about?

Morris: Oh my... more

Ray: So, what price did you pull?

Pratt: Excuse me?

Morris: Last night at the auction!

Jerry: We did a pool. I had you at 320.

Pratt: Well, once again you underestimated me, big man. I went high,... more

(There's a gift basket on the Admit desk)

Abby: Hey, what’s this?

(Frank walks by)

Frank: Ah, that’s for you and the little bastard.

(Abby raises her eyebrows and in an ironic tone... more

You know what I love about you Gates? Just when I get worried that maybe I'm getting a little tough on you, you do something to prove what an ass you are.