Morris: nice shoes, are they Adidas?

Clemente: Get laid, Morris

Dr. Pratt [to Dr. Kovac]: So, how do you do a breat exam and be professional about it?

Dr. Morris [walks by]: I pretend it's my mom, unless, you know, your mom's hot...

Dr. Pratt: you're a... more

Go, go Badgers!

Morris: I was measuring his inseam earlier...
Sam: Oh, TMI.

Morris: I need some fashion advice, for Harold.
Sam: I say black.
Pratt: That's what I'm talkin' about.

DAVID BECKHAM IS A WANKER!!

Until we decide the rightful owner, I will be the keeper of the cheese.

Morris: After careful review of the tape, I call it a tie.
Garrett: You're going to cut the cheese?

Morris: (flexing) Check out the guns!
Pratt: Those are more like water pistols.

Morris: (Flexing his arms for Sam) "Check out these guns!"

Pratt: "Those are more like water pistols."