Wow, you see it's like everything's changing now, you're married...I'm with hope, um...you're not the chief anymore... hey, there's rails in the bathroom, its a brave new world.... still gates is a... more

[Morris tells Pratt he needs some advice]
Pratt: Stop smoking dope and slow down on the porn.

Ray: Did she just call you Mo?

Morris: It'a nickname. For Morris.

Abby: Or homo.

Morris: Ey, don't worry. That little vixen is getting punished tonight. Oh yeah, she's in store for a little... more

Ray: Get outta here.

Morris: I swear! She invited me in for a drink, the door wasn't even closed, she was tearing my clothes off.

Ray: Yeah, right.

Morris: To quote my man Rick James, the... more

Morris: You mean “on” as in “lively and invigorated”? Or “on” as in “working”?

Morris: This is the magic bullet. You get stuck on the test, squeeze this, and the answer will come.

Hi. Archie Morris. I have no idea who you are or what you're doing, but, I gotta bounce.

Morris: What? Are you pregnant?
[Abby looks at him, then smiles dismissively]
Abby: What? What are you talking about?
Morris: Oh, my God, you are!
Abby: You're crazy.
Morris: You are, aren't... more

You set the tone Morris.



what?



Never Mind

What are you doing"--Kerry Weaver



"Iceing my 'nads"---Archie Morris



"Excuse me?"--Weaver



"A patient grabbed my junk"--Morris