Abby: It’s like I’m actually trying to screw things up.
Pratt: It sounds like you need a day off.
Abby: I wish it was that simple.

Abby: OH MY GOD!!!
Luka: What is it a contraction?
Abby: I don't know I think my water broke.Oh what are you doing?
Luka: Opening up your saline.We need some help in here!!
Abby: Are you sure... more

(Luka and Abby discuss a name for their soon-to-be-born son)
Abby: We don't have a name.
Luka: (eyes down, hesitant) I was kind of hoping we could name him after my father.
Abby: Really?
Luka:... more

Abby: Listen..I know we don't say it, because I guess that's just how we are, but I hope you know how much I love...this. All of this. (hesitates, then continues) But since we are on the cusp of this... more

Morris: What? Are you pregnant?
[Abby looks at him, then smiles dismissively]
Abby: What? What are you talking about?
Morris: Oh, my God, you are!
Abby: You're crazy.
Morris: You are, aren't... more

Abby: [talking to Morris] I swear to God, if you ever, ever refer to me as someone's woman ever again, I will slap you silly with this hole punch"

Abby: Margret, if you turn off these lights one more time, I'm going to beat you to death with a fruitcake.

Abby: Forget Superman, I'll take Mark Greene
Carter: Well if I would have known that I would have shaved my head a long time ago.

Patient: Are you a good nurse?
Abby: I'm technically proficient despite certain attitude issues.

Abby: Chaos theory?
Carter: Yeah; a virus mutates in the Congo; we evacuate an ER in Chicago; Romano gets his arm cut off.
Abby: You lost me
Carter: Seemingly random events; all part of a larger... more