Neela Rasgotra: What does R.W stand for?

Abby Lockhart: Really whiney?

Dr. Ray Barnett: Refusal to walk.

Neela Rasgotra: Refusal to walk has its own abbreviation.

Stanley: Larry took a bunch of pills, drank a bottle of gin, slit his wrists, and jumped into Lake Michigan.

Patient: Larry really wanted to die.

Abby Lockhart: Oh man, I uh...

Patient:... more

Dr. Luka Kovac: Try not to hit Morris with any desk tools.

Abby Lockhart: I'm not promising anything.

[about working in the ER]
Dr. Luka Kovac: It's really not so bad down here, Abby.

Abby Lockhart: Oh yeah? Compared to what?

Abby: Stop looking at me like that.
Neela: I can't.

Abby: Do you know he offered to pay my tuition?
Carter: Who?
Abby: Luka. And I know he means well. It's just frustrating for me sometimes because I have to explain my every feeling to him and... more

Carter: This place grows on you.

Abby: So does foot fungus

Abby Lockhart: We've all cried... Sometimes it's the only thing you can do.

You can't boycott an Attending.

Neela: How are your interns?
Abby: Overzealous and inexperienced, but they're an okay bunch.