Abby Lockhart: What happened to your father?
Nicole: I told you - he killed himself when I was little.
Abby Lockhart: And miraculously came back to life so he could kick you out when you were... more
Abby and Carter are at Carter's Grandpa's funeral. Abby notices that the birdbath is broken.
Abby: You're going to have some dirty birds.
Carter: Grandpa liked to drive the power lawn mower... more
Abby: Well, yeah. I had a life before John Carter. If you want someone with no history you're gonna have to find yourself a virgin.
Carter: No, I'll settle for someone who isn't hung up on somebody... more
Abby: I got asked out by a fireman today.
Carter: Really?
Abby: Mh-mm...
Carter: Ankle guy?
Abby: Yeah. Hard to believe?
Carter: No.
Abby: He was good looking.
Carter: Big?
Abby: Yeah.... more