Dr. Luka Kovac: Why do you have to make such a big problem about everything? Like you have an insect in your anus.

Abby Lockhart: Okay, it's bug up my ass Luka. Bug up my ass. If you're going to... more

Abby Lockhart: How you feeling?
Carol Hathaway: I'm in love with the epidural man.
Abby Lockhart: Some people like to call him an anesthesiologist.
Carol Hathaway: Oh, he will always be the... more

Abby Lockhart: I'm beginning to hate Neela.
Susan Lewis: Well, she's a med student.
Abby Lockhart: I'm a med student!
Susan Lewis: To tell you the truth, she's starting to piss me off, too.... more

Dr. Susan Lewis: I think you should talk to him, he seems depressed.

Abby Lockhart: He's european, it's his baseline.

Luka: You're not that pretty, you're not that special.
Abby: I'm pretty enough in the dark though, aren't I?

Abby: Luka, how old were you when you became a man?
Kovac: What?
Susan: When you lost your virginity? How old were you?
Abby: Come on, we're playing a game. How old?
Kovac: I don't want to... more

Lukaism: Why do you have to make such a big problem out of everything. Like you have an insect in your anus?
Abby: It's 'bug up your ass', Luka. Bug up my ass. If you're gonna insult me, you can at... more

Dr. Neela Rasgotra: "OK, Dr. Lockhart, would you care to give a second opinion?"



Dr. Abby Lockhart: "Sure. Your ankle may be broken, and you're a bitch!"

Neela: "Dr. Lockhart, would you like to give a second opinion?"
Abby: "Sure. Your ankle may be broken and you're a bitch."

Patient: '' My friend thinks your a MILF''
Abby: "What's that?"
Patient: ''A mother i'd like to....
Abby: "Well i'm a doctor not a mother"
Patient: "So that makes you a... more