Romano to Luka, "Hey Green Card......."

Elizabeth: I'm sorry mother, but this is America and sometimes you just have to kick some ass!

Randi: I don’t believe in divorce.
Mark: I always suspected you were an old fashioned girl.
Randi: Don’t believe in marriage either.

Mark: So, how many people know about me and Chuny Marquez?
Doug: Including the cleaning crew?
Mark: So it’s everyone?
Doug: That would be an understatement.

i've been in love with him since i was 23 years old

Mark: Jeanie, I'm sorry I had to figure out like this.
Jeanie: No, I'm glad you did, because you learned something about me and I sure a hell figured out something about you!

Tony: Yes the ER, as in EMERGENCY!!!!!!

(In surgery; Elizabeth is pregnant)
Ramano: You know, Lizzy I don't think you should be operating when you can't TOUCH the table.
Coorday: At least I can REACH the table.

Woman: "I have a HANGNAIL! It is very uncomfortable!!!"
Dr.Green: "I have a brain tumor. It is inoperable. I WIN."

Corday: "That's Peter's nephew in there."

Ramano: "They had to open up both sides of his chest. Well ayway..."