Top 10 Turtle Quotes

1
"Jesus Christ, Ari Gold. You just got demoted to Silver."
--Jerry Ferrara as Turtle
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2
Let's just say Drama's got the cleanest ass in LA
--Jerry Ferrara as Turtle
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3
Eric: "Could you get laid without Vince, that's the question."
Turtle: "Do I give a fuck? That's the answer.
--Jerry Ferrara as Turtle
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4
Turtle: Aren't you gonna call your wife Ari?
Ari: I don't care if my wife is getting fucked right now, Turtle! I need to get my money back.
--Jerry Ferrara as Turtle
--Jeremy Piven as Ari Gold
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5
Turtle: "I thought he quit?"
Drama: "He quit cigarettes, not pussy."
--Kevin Dillon as Johnny Chase
--Jerry Ferrara as Turtle
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6
im not moving to fast drama, this is some strong shit
--Jerry Ferrara as Turtle
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7
Naw Vince, G5's whisper quiet
--Jerry Ferrara as Turtle
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8
I gotta wait for the cable guy today. How am I gonna do that with no weed?
--Jerry Ferrara as Turtle
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9
I crashed into an 80 year old woman once, she gave me her number too.
--Jerry Ferrara as Turtle
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10
Are you going to shoot me right now?
--Jerry Ferrara as Turtle
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