"Jesus Christ, Ari Gold. You just got demoted to Silver."

Let's just say Drama's got the cleanest ass in LA

Eric: "Could you get laid without Vince, that's the question."
Turtle: "Do I give a fuck? That's the answer.

Turtle: Aren't you gonna call your wife Ari?
Ari: I don't care if my wife is getting fucked right now, Turtle! I need to get my money back.

Turtle: "I thought he quit?"
Drama: "He quit cigarettes, not pussy."

im not moving to fast drama, this is some strong shit

Naw Vince, G5's whisper quiet

I gotta wait for the cable guy today. How am I gonna do that with no weed?

I crashed into an 80 year old woman once, she gave me her number too.

Are you going to shoot me right now?