I pledge my undying loyalty to you, Ari.

Shit, and I have a date tonight."
-Lloyd when he had a big zig
"Oh, don't worry Lloyd. I'm sure your date can pop that with his pecker."
-Ari Gold

Oh Goodie, We haven’t had a stealth adventure in a while

Lloyd: "Without him the world is just gookie."
Ari: "Hahaha"
Lloyd: "It's not funny."
Ari: "Im not laughing at you. Gookie its funny."

Ari: " what are you hindo know Lloyd?"

Lloyd: "oh my god can you see it that bad (talking about his pimple)"

Ari: " i wouldn't worrie about it im sure your boyfriend... more

Lloyd: Excuse me, can we get some woo woo's over here, please.
Ari: Lloyd, what the fuck is a woo woo?
Lloyd: You know like woo woo?

So Lloyd what does it feel like to get fucked in the ass?
-Ari Gold
I don't know Ari, I've always been on top.
-Lloyd

LLoyydd... Come in here, i wanna make out with you!!

Coming Ari!

Lloyd: How did it go?

Ari: How did the fucking bay of pigs go!!

Ari: What the fuck are you wearing?
Lloyd: I'm trying out new looks. This is my Andre 3000 - you like?
Ari: No, I don't. You look like Michelle Kwan in drag!
Ari: No. You look like Michelle Kwan... more