I've been working steady for the past twelve years, minus the last three.

"Kristin's cute in that, I want to marry you so I can divorce some day kind of way."

These are my 5 towns

Friends are just women you havn't fucked...

When oppertunity knocks let her the fuck in. And for god sake let her go down on your girlfriend.

You Never Appreciate your girlfriend, until you get herpes from the next bitch.

His tears will basically act as the lubricant

Por Medellin, Por Amistad, y Por Muchas Panochas Columbianas!

IM BUGGGGGGGGING OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Do you really find it necessary to drive UP MY ASS!