Top 10 Johnny Chase Quotes

1
I've been working steady for the past twelve years, minus the last three.
--Kevin Dillon as Johnny Chase
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2
"Kristin's cute in that, I want to marry you so I can divorce some day kind of way."
--Kevin Dillon as Johnny Chase
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3
These are my 5 towns
--Kevin Dillon as Johnny Chase
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4
Friends are just women you havn't fucked...
--Kevin Dillon as Johnny Chase
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5
When oppertunity knocks let her the fuck in. And for god sake let her go down on your girlfriend.
--Kevin Dillon as Johnny Chase
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6
You Never Appreciate your girlfriend, until you get herpes from the next bitch.
--Kevin Dillon as Johnny Chase
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7
His tears will basically act as the lubricant
--Kevin Dillon as Johnny Chase
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8
Por Medellin, Por Amistad, y Por Muchas Panochas Columbianas!
--Kevin Dillon as Johnny Chase
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9
IM BUGGGGGGGGING OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
--Kevin Dillon as Johnny Chase
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10
Do you really find it necessary to drive UP MY ASS!
--Kevin Dillon as Johnny Chase
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