Eric :He's been sending me messages all day
Sloan: what does this one say?
Eric : "Youdrunkend irish short midget cock sucker i want a fuckin call back"

E: We got it
Ari: We got it
E: Thats sick
Ari: No whats sick is i also got E on as a producer
E: Nice...How'd you do that?
Ari: By using the hype to sell them the dream team package
E: Oh yeah,... more

Eric: We had breakup-sex, all right?
Johnny Drama: Breakup-sex? Never heard of it.
Eric: Yeah, I mean... you know... you have sex and... that's it - you say goodbye.
Johnny Drama: [pauses to... more

Turtle: This is where you should be living, Vince. In a kingdom, like a prince.
Eric: Don't you mean in a kingdom like a king, you idiot?
Vince: Nah, E. Everyone wants to kill the king. But the... more

E: "Could you get laid without Vince, that's the question."

Turtle: "Do I give a fuck? That's the answer."

Vincent's Scuba teacher says to Vince and Eric:
Hey do you two sweethearts wanna shut the fuck up and focus on the ocean.

Eric : "Cant you wait for a callback, Ari?"
Ari : "As the French may say, "NOOOOO i fucking can-not!"

I'm not scared of you, you famous fuck

Drama: Don’t let them get in your head Turtle. Furries are people too and all people need to get laid except that wack job who only needs a good book, a cup of tea and a nice long hug.
E: You’re... more

Eric: Tom Cruise is going to play Pablo Escobar? C'mon, the guy's not even Hispanic.
Ari: Yeah, and Hilary Swank has a vagina, but she won an Oscar pretending she has a dick. That's what actors do.... more