Is that the way they drive in Tiananmen Square, bitch?

We are gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and we're gonna head-butt some goddamn kangaroos.

I'll beat that old fuck and throw him in the pool. [to his young kids] Only Daddy speaks that way!

The point is that he is an insecure fuck, like all beautiful-but-handed-everything-on-a-silver-platter people. He doesn't trust anyone in this world but you. You've been born into royalty baby. You... more

I'll beat that old fuck and throw him in the pool. [to his young kids] Only Daddy speaks that way!

Where did you hear that, Friendster?

Let's hug it out bitch.

find out who covers warners. if all this is not taken care of, i will choke you out with a strap-on!

Ari: "What the FUCK are you wearing?"
Lloyd: "I'm trying out new looks. This one's my Andre 3000. You like?"
Ari: "No, I don't. You look like Michelle Kwan in drag. Why... more

Knock off the hippie shit, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is Malibu, Emily. I want you to storm that beach like it's fucking Normandy.