Top 10 Quotes

1
Let's hug it out bitch
--Jeremy Piven as Ari Gold
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2
Fuck the phones Lloyd! Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty fuck, don't answer!
--Jeremy Piven as Ari Gold
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Fuck the phones Lloyd! Unless Carmon Electra calls for an emergency titty-fuck, dont pick up!
--Jeremy Piven as Ari Gold
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Lloyd-"Ari swear to me that you will never again say anthing offensive to me about my race or sexual orientation."
Ari-"I can't swear to that but I promise i will always apologise... more
--Jeremy Piven as Ari Gold
--Rex Lee as Lloyd
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5
Eric: What, Ari?!

Ari: I'm in bed, 'E', talk dirty to me!

Eric: It's five o'clock in the morning!

Ari: What are you wearing?

Eric: Fuck you!

Ari: I love when you say 'Fuck'! Say it again!
--Kevin Connolly as Eric Murphy
--Jeremy Piven as Ari Gold
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Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, *everything* into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioner's mask, and a fucking spike paddle, don't think, just pack that... more
--Jeremy Piven as Ari Gold
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'Let's hug it out bitch'
--Jeremy Piven as Ari Gold
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8
You self-righteous, black-balling, cunt bag, bitch, motherfucker, asshole, fuck face.
--Jeremy Piven as Ari Gold
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9
Get on the phone, Lloyd, and tell every gay assistant you know to get on the phone and open their mouths about this movie like JT is about to shoot his load down their throats.
--Jeremy Piven as Ari Gold
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10
“That’s not mean. Mean is when I made Jen Mancini ride her bike home after I ass-fucked her.”
--Kevin Dillon as Johnny Chase
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