Vince: Johnny Depp's got the kinda career I want.
Eric: Johhny Depp did "Pirates of the Caribbean". And if I'm not mistaken, he wore a swashbuckling costume and carried a sword.
Turtle:... more

It's not about the awards. If it's good, I'll do it.

Go easy on 'em, E. Even A-Rod goes on a bad run sometimes.

Yeah, but even when A-Rod's slumping, he's still getting pussy.

Vinnie: Go easy on 'em, E. Even A-Rod goes on a bad run sometimes.

Drama: Yeah, but even when A-Rod's slumping, he's still getting pussy.

I don't need them I like them

Vince: All right, what is the rule?
E: What's the difference?
Vince: You can't have sex with Tori.
E: How would you know?
Vince: Lucky guess.

Vince: "I got Turtle some of the best weed."
Turtle: "I don't want to some Vince. It'll make me cry."

At the playboy mansion

Turtle: Can you believe all the fake titties in this place?
Vince: I thought you like them natural.
Turtle: I believe a woman has a right to choose.

Vince: Where are they going?
E: Uh...another Saigon meeting. You know how hard it is to get a rapper to sign a contract.
Vince: Those fuckers never say goodbye.

Ari Gold: You know what they feed people on an indi set, Vinne? Nothing! They don't give you a trailer. They tell you to go sit on an apple box. Ever try to bang an extra on an apple box?
Eric:... more