Turtle: Would you look at all the nice fake titties in this place!

Vince: I thought you liked natural??

Turtle: I believe in a woman's right to choose man...

Turtle: Would you look at all the nice fake titties in this place.

Vince: I thought you like natural?

Turtle: I believe in a woman's right to choose!

you tell someone you cheated if you want to break up with them, otherwise it's just a selfish way to get rid of your own guilt

Vince - "Um... who uses the word snuggle?"
Turtle - "E and E"
Drama - "Men spoon E, women snuggle"

(Vince and the guys talking about E's threesome with Sloan and Tori) "I have a theory that all women love other women. Maybe that's because I love all women."

Ari - 'What about the girlfriend, thought she was still in play?'
Vince - 'Oh, bad time of the month to come home.'
Ari - 'Ahhh I know what you mean,'
Eric - 'Oh yea, how so?'
Ari - 'I won't even... more

Are you kidding, I am Queens Boulevard

tell him to make the offer then well talk, cuz i aint kissin no fuckin ass man!

No, no. I'm talking about real protein. Like man protein, you know from the flesh of slaughterd animals. I wanna have war paint paint on, I want blood dripping. Thats what I need.

Have you seen a... more

Walsh: I only gave it to you
E: yeah and its at my house
Walsh: yeah and now its all over the fucking internet you rat cocksucker
Vince: listen E would never do that
Walsh: Vince he hated the... more