Vince- Hey, everybody! Do you know how good your lives are right now? My boys are here from high school and we wish we could be back living like this!!

Ari- What the fuck is he doing?

Eric- He... more

I came from nothing, and as much as I like the toys, I can live without them

Dom-So should we hit a titty bar?
Vince-Dom, it's 10 in the morning.

Everyone wants to kill the king. But the prince, he just sails along telling all the ladies, "One day I'm gonna be king.

Vince: " it's an assigned space Ari."

Ari: " fuck Peter Hill, never heard of him."

Vince: Johnny Depp's got the kinda career I want.
Eric: Johhny Depp did "Pirates of the Caribbean". And if I'm not mistaken, he wore a swashbuckling costume and carried a sword.
Turtle:... more

E, I have a little theory that all women love other women. That's probably because I love all women.

Turtle: This is where you should be living, Vince. In a kingdom, like a prince.
Vince: Nah, E. Everyone wants to kill the king. But the prince, he just sails along telling all the ladies, "One... more

Vince: Just go easy on him, hes having a rough day.
Ari: Whats wrong E? What happened?
Vince: Hes not getting any.
Ari: Oh no, are you kidding me? Do you want me to get Lloyd to come in here and... more

Turtle: "Vince aint never gone three days without pussy"
Vince: "Thats not true. Sophmore year."
Turtle: "really?"
Eric: "yeah, but you had mono."
Vince:... more