You tell someone you cheated if you want to break up with them. Otherwise it's just a selfish way to get rid of you guilt.

I thought the whole point of a girlfriend was effort-free sex.

Turtle: This is where you should be living, Vince. In a kingdom, like a prince.
Eric: Don't you mean in a kingdom like a king, you idiot?
Vince: Nah, E. Everyone wants to kill the king. But the... more

Vince: "You know I had a thing for this girl back in the day."

Turtle: "But you never closed."

Vince: "I wasn’t going to be her first."

Turtle: "I know... more

Are you kidding me? I am QUEENS BOULEVARD

Everyone wants to kill the king. But the prince, he just sails along telling all the ladies, "One day I'm gonna be king.

Sorry Eric this is my no fly zone..if she gets in this zone she's going down!

Ari: " I tell you what will happen if you dont do this movie, allen will sue you and win, he will take everything, the house, the cars, even turtle."

Vince: " I dont care about well... more

E looks like a P.O.W.!

I have a little theory that all women love other women...That's probably because I love all women