Ari's Wife"Where are you going Ari?"
Ari:"Uhhh, I have a meeting."
Ari's Wife:"At the Playboy Mansion?"
Ari:"You know, Playboy Mansions, stripclubs, whorehouses,... more

Ari's Wife: What's in the bag? Ari Gold: A kilo of blow. What's with all the fucking questions?

Mrs. Ari: "What's in the bag?"
Ari: "A kilo of blow. What's with all the fucking questions?"

[Ari's at couples therapy with his wife, when his phone rings]
Ari: It's Vince, baby.
Mrs. Ari: I don't give a fuck!
Ari: Ok, what, so you know ah, after the year that i've had, i'm on the most... more

Mrs Ari: What's in the gym bag Ari?
Ari: Its a kilo of blow whose asking?

Eric: [Waking up at 5:30, dialing Ari] Enjoy this, motherfucker

Ari's Wife: [Hearing Ari's phone ring] Who died?

Ari Gold: No one yet. What?

Eric: It looks like I woke you up this time... more

Cunt muscle?

In a therapy session:

Ari: “Its Vince”

Mrs. Ari: “I don’t give a fuck”

Ari: “Ok, well, see, you know, uh, after the year that I’ve had and on the most important day of my life... more

How much for the Maybachs?

Davies: What the fuck was that?
Ari: My wife lost a contact Davies, why dont you give us a hand, I'll give you a little curbie when you're on your knees.
Davies: You'd love to see something hard in... more