Yair: Vincent, I never joke about my wife's happiness. What she wants, I get for her. Now, if you want this check to clear, you will go upstairs and you will fuck my wife like the superstar you are... more

Busted? I'm entrusted, man. I don't steal. I heal. We're not getting stoned. We're getting honed. My probation officer's one of my best customers. I'm a prisoner. I'm a prisoner of, uh, war. War on... more

Drama: "Hey you girls wanna party?"
Girl: "Hey you look familiar, how do I know you?"
Turtle: "You watch Cinemax at 5 am?

The Sherpa: The Earth is moving. Did you feel that? Everything. All the time. Dimensions we can't even see. Everything is evolving. Turtle, you're a dove.
Turtle: That's cool. Can I hit that,... more

Interviewer: James, why did you make jack die at the end of titanic?
James Cameron: Because I wanted to make little girls cry

Sherpa: We're not getting fucked down, we're getting fucked up

Oh, would you look at this. See that little cunt? That prick stole my VP of production. He's lucky I don't go over there and crack this fuckin' bottle over his head. But I'm not gonna do that. I... more

What is emotional confusion you ask? It’s like running naked through a cornfield backwards at midnight.
Busey

Jaime Pressley: So I'm having a little party at my beach house. You guys should totally come. And I guess your kinda invited too Ari.

Ari Gold: You know I'd love to but it's anal sex night at the... more

Drama - Please I'm a celebrity again bro, i could get laid at a funeral.

E - And that would be unemotional for you or the dead girl?