Ari: What the fuck are you wearing?
Lloyd: I'm trying out a new look, this ones my Andre3000 do you like?
Ari: No I dont, you look like Michelle Kwan in drag; why dont you do a triple fucking axle... more

Lloyd: Excuse me, can we get some woo woo's over here, please.
Ari: Lloyd, what the fuck is a woo woo?
Lloyd: You know like woo woo?

Lloyd-"Ari swear to me that you will never again say anthing offensive to me about my race or sexual orientation."
Ari-"I can't swear to that but I promise i will always apologise... more

Lloyd: Are you wearing the same clothes as yesterday?

Ari: Spent the night in jail.

Lloyd: Oh My God, Ari, why didn't you call me.

Ari: Because you only get one call and i used it on someone... more

Lloyd: How'd it go?
Ari: How'd the fucking Bay of Pigs go Lloyd?

Shit, and I have a date tonight."
-Lloyd when he had a big zig
"Oh, don't worry Lloyd. I'm sure your date can pop that with his pecker."
-Ari Gold

Ari Gold: [pulling envelope out of drawer] In this envelope, there are the names of eight agents. If anyone catches you, eat it. Nod if you understand me.
Lloyd: I understand.
Ari Gold: You can't... more

I pledge my undying loyalty to you, Ari.

Ari: " what are you hindo know Lloyd?"

Lloyd: "oh my god can you see it that bad (talking about his pimple)"

Ari: " i wouldn't worrie about it im sure your boyfriend... more

Ari: My life is over [shouting drunk, out of Lloyd's car window]
Lloyd You'll bounce back Ari Gold!
Ari: I drove to work in an $80,000 Mercedes, and I'm going home in a prop car from the fast and... more