“That’s not mean. Mean is when I made Jen Mancini ride her bike home after I ass-fucked her.”

Johnny Drama to the two kids asking for a light at the Bat Mitzvah: "Weed is a gateway drug, son. First, you find yourself lighting a joint in plain daylight in front of a dozen adults at a Bat... more

When oppertunity knocks let her the fuck in. And for god sake let her go down on your girlfriend.

no,no,no...mean is when i made jess mancini ride her bike home after i ass fucked her

I got crazy pussy in high school, and I was driving a moped

You Never Appreciate your girlfriend, until you get herpes from the next bitch.

To show my appreciation for your predictability E, I'm gonna take some of my winnings and buy you a nice gift certificate to a farm that'll help you grow some balls

Friends are just women you havn't fucked...

Eric: Drama, the only one you ever loved is you.
Drama: Whats not to love?

Eric: We had breakup-sex, all right?
Johnny Drama: Breakup-sex? Never heard of it.
Eric: Yeah, I mean... you know... you have sex and... that's it - you say goodbye.
Johnny Drama: [pauses to... more