Fuck the phones Lloyd! Unless Carmon Electra calls for an emergency titty-fuck, dont pick up!

Let's hug it out bitch

Ari Gold: I didn't go to the Lakers game because they were playing the fucking Bobcats... And I came here today because I thought this was a session on how my wife could learn to communicate, how to... more

People call me then I call you, you tell Vince what I tell you, Vince tells you what to tell me. Your like a ventriloquist in a dummy’s body!

I'd love to come but actually its anal sex night at the gold house, so if you dont mind im gonna go home and punish my wife

'Let's hug it out bitch'

You all have one goal today - to get Vincent Chase's brother, Johnny Chase a job - ANY job. I don't care if it's a porn shoot where he is being gang raped by a gaggle of silverback apes, if there are... more

Just know that today Lloyd, your love of cock is a huge asset to this company.

When I get home we are going to dent that headboard baby, I guarantee you, you will not walk right tomorrow.

Ari: What the fuck are you wearing?
Lloyd: I'm trying out a new look, this ones my Andre3000 do you like?
Ari: No I dont, you look like Michelle Kwan in drag; why dont you do a triple fucking axle... more