Don't give me the stress of an affair without the fun of the pussy.

Ari: Lloyd...come in here!
Lloyd: Yes mister Gold
Ari: I want you to keep an eye on Andrew Klein
Lloyd: Keep my eyes on him how?
Ari: Pretend like he's Zac Eforn's ball sack. And find me if you... more

I don't want the stress of an affair without the fun of the pussy.

Call me Helen Keller because I'm a fucking miracle worker!

Ah, these motherfucking pieces of shit. Im gonna fucking hit someone there's no fucking doubt in my mind!

You know I used to fear traveling with you baby bro. I thought that if we crashed the press would say "Vincent Chase and brother persish". But now, with a hit tv show, I'm quite certain... more

15 lbs LLYOD -- 15 F*cking lbs!"

Kelly, You wanna go to my baby bro's premiere tonight?
Umm Ok, Yeah Ok!
Better get some rubbers!

Is it wrong if I think of Sloan

Dana Gordon: I'll rub your cock like it's 1990!