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best one liner????

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Jason |

Member since Sep 2007

Ari: thats why no more guys. you fire a guy you create a rival, you fire a woman you create a housewife

and

Gary Busey: What is emotional confusion? its like running naked through a cornfield backwards at midnght
Zulqar |

Member since Apr 2008

drama: there are two kinds in this planet... penises and pussies... penises wanna run free, pussies wanna land on penis...

this liner killed it man!
Kyle |

Member since Nov 2007

E:"Listen I didn't come to confess but last night I fucked a perfect 10 model, and oh yah i fucked her again this morning"
Ufuk |

Member since Sep 2007

one of my favourites;

E: James cameron is going to watch the Queens Blvd.
Billy: Vow thats great. Is he coming to sundance?
E: No, we will send a print out to his house.
Billy: Fuck, that!
Ufuk |

Member since Sep 2007

aa, one more

Drama: Vegas baby, Vegas.
Bill |

Member since Jul 2007

Drama: Mean is when i ass fucked jen marconi and then made her ride her bike home.
Joe |

Member since Sep 2007

"I like the new office number E, you know it spells 274-COCK!!"
Jeremiah |

Member since Sep 2007

..no it doesnt ..ya made ya look tho lol ..
Tyler |

Member since Oct 2007

(Referring to the potential 3-way of E, Sloan, and her friend)

Drama: When opportunity knocks, let her the fuck in, AND FOR GODS SAKE LET HER GO DOWN ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!
Kurt |

Member since Apr 2008

fuck the phones lloyd! unless carmen electra calls for an emergency titty fuck, dont answer!!
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