[The guys talking about E's inability to have unemotional sex]

Drama: "I'm a celebrity now, bro. I can get laid in a funeral home."
E: "And that would unemotional for who? You or the dead girl?"

Drama: Mean is when I made Jess Mancini bike home after I ass fucked her

This is my fave one liner as well, Ari(el) Gold is the best!

Drama: I fucked like a Puma.

ari to dana gordon: "I´ve never cheated on my wife, well at least not since she became my wife. But if you want to jerk me off in the car right now, i´m game!"

"What If I told you that I had a script about Joey Ramones Somewhere in this house/ I had a chef so good Marlin Brando used to come over 3 times a week just to eat his steak/ I have a maid who is so hot Marlin Brando used to come over to fuck her in the afternoon , before it was fashionable. Now would that be something you might be interested in?"
- BOB RYAN

I really like when Ari comes out of Vinces house and Lloyd asks him how it went...

Ari: How did the fucking bay of pigs go Lloyd?!

Ari Gold:
"What if I told you I had a 22-inch cock?
Is that something you'd be interested in?"

Ari: Come on baby its like recess and im R.Kelly

Ari: "It's like highschool E! You can't fuck the prom queen until she finds out her best friend jerked you off underneath the bleachers!"