Therapist Assistant: Have you been crying?
Ari: Fuck You

Ari : And in case your ears are fucked, YOUR FIRED, GET THE FUCK OUT!!

“Barbara: Eric, we both know Vince has fucked half the actresses in this town. Mandy on the other hand, is a good girl.
Eric: (to Ari) You seriously gonna sit here and let them bad mouth Vince like this?
Ari: I thought that was a compliment.”

Turtle: I thought he quit.
Drama: Cigarettes, not pussy.

and you know what i completely forgot about this one...

Shauna: It's like prom; you get your date a corsage and she gives you a hand job.
Turtle: Who the fuck wants a hand job?

Vince: It's an asigned space Ari!
Ari: Fuck Peter Hill, never heard of him!”

Drama - Look at the tree trunks on that guy!

Ari to Lloyd,
"Don't say hi to him."

Ari: Tell drama he's on my ' to do' list, after I've finished sticking needles in my cock

ari trying to get drama a job to talk to vince,
"i don't care if its him getting gangbanged by a bunch of silver backed gorillas, as long as cameras are roling everyone wins."