iam goin to go wit the first seaon when E fucked that hott chick that night then the next morin she says .."Now i have never met a guy who didnt want to fuck me in the morning" lol

E: What do we do if we are under (Talking about Aquaman's opening)
Ari: Well if we are one dollar under get on your knee's put a gun in your mouth and make sure I am standing behind you.

Vinny: Billy, do you really have a gun?"
Billy: "yeah but the bitch stole the bullets"

Ari: Want me to get Lloyd in here and have him hari-kari you with his pecker?

hands down. Turtle: If I was holding onto those lats I'd think I was fucking Evander Holyfield.

Ari: pack up all my files, file everything you see into a box, everything, you see a used condom an excutioners mask and a god damned spiked paddle dont think just pack that bitch, chop suey!

"I'd love to but it's anal sex night at the gold house, excuse me I have to go home and punish my wife."
-Ari in the ep w/ lamar odom and jaime pressley

Lets hug it out bitch.

Eric: "Could you get laid without Vince, that's the question."
Turtle: "Do I give a fuck? That's the answer.

or on a similar note:
Turtle: "Do you know how much pussy I've gotten in this town that I didn't deserve"
Drama: "All of it!"