You have to kiss me. It's the law.

Gabrielle ~ Can I tell you guys something? Something I can only tell you guys?

Susan ~ Oh, god, here she goes again. What grade is he in?

Hi. I need an operation on my spleen and I just found out I don’t have medical insurance. Is there anyone I can sue?

Okay, yes, I am closer to your father than I have been in the past. The bitter hatred's now settled into a respectful disgust. That's the kind of thing most children of divorce dream about.

Susan: "So, is that your project for school? You know, when I was in fifth grade, I made the White House out of sugar cubes."

Julie: "Stop stalling and go. Before Mike figures out... more

(to Mike)

Susan: "I'm mad that I like you so much without really knowing anything about you.

I mean, what do we really know about our neighbors? We can tell f they keep their lawns looking nice or if they bring the trash cans in. But when they do those things, we stop asking questions.

Can you just give me a second, I am asking God to kill me.

something called Crystal Coast shrimp with grits, but it's mostly just grits 'cause I ate all the shrimp on my way over

( susan want to have a choclate fountain on her wedding but mike dont agree with her )

fine we'll skip the choclate..have a champagne fountain