I don't trust friendly women." --Edie Britt

"That's okay. They don't trust you either." --Lynette

Lynette to her children: "I know someone who knows someone who knows an elf. And if any of you acts up, so help me, I will call Santa and tell him you want socks for Christmas. Are you willing... more

Lynette: "Bree!"

Susan: "Oh, wow!"

Bree: "Hello, ladies."

Gabrielle: "Is that Bree? She better not have come empty-handed!"

Bree: "Oh, I... more

Stella: "You said I earned it. It was God's punishment. How are you feeling now, Lynette? You think you're being punished?"

Lynette: "How can you say that?"

(Gabrielle jogs by. )

Lynette: "Fine, Gaby! Don't say hi!"
Gabrielle: "Hey! Cocktails? Nobody called me?"
Susan: "It was spur-of-the-moment. We're numbing the pain of... more

If you come near him again, I will do to your neck what I just did to your front door.

You´re kidding right? This office is paradise! Grownups talking about grownup things.No screaming, no vomit, no boogers under the table. You´re gonna have to drag me out of here kicking and... more

Sometimes we just have to get something that makes us happy. I know that sounds selfish but now I´m thinking it might make us better people, maybe even better parents

In case you haven´t noticed, I don´t really need your services in the knockin-me-up department anymore

i'm fine.....everything is just..fine