She has you flying halfway across the world to help the poor and there's perfectly good poor right here. For god's sakes, give a buck to a homeless guy.

Bree : Girls, you don't understand. This poor kid is scared out of his mind.
Gabrielle : Oh, for God's sake, Bree. You're a woman. Manipulate him. That's what we do.
Bree : But how ?
Gabrielle:... more

I've tried poor but happy. Guess what? I wasn't that happy.

Gabrielle: (talking to Carlos about who might’ve told Lynette about her affair) So I know Susan Meyer would never tell… must’ve been Helen Rowland! She probably blabbed to all the girls at the... more

Rich men dont marry virgins for the same reason they dont hire inexperienced drivers

At least my cheating was upfront and HONEST!

That´s why I love America so much. Anything is possible. Especially for pretty girls who aren´t afraid to kiss a few ugly guys

I may be Catholic, but I am so not above slapping a nun

I´m Catholic, I´m not a fanatic.

John: Why did you marry Mr. Solis?
Gabby: He promised to give me all I ever wanted.
John: Then why aren't you happy?
Gabby: It turns out I wanted all the wrong things.