Bree: "I am so tired of feeling like the worst mother who ever lived."
Andrew: "You're not. There's Grandma.

Danielle, question. Is there a black man hiding under your bed?

I have done nothing to be forgiven for! I was a fantastic wife! When he was sick, I nursed him. When we were low on money, I stayed within a budget. I cooked his meals, I mended his clothes. For the... more

Dr. Goldfine: "Bree, you know, it’s not uncommon for people experiencing sexual repression to distance themselves from the act."

Bree: "Is that how you see me? As some sort of... more

Bree : You cannot let your mother move into this neighborhood. It's filled with junkies and whores.

Orson: And we'll owe them all an apology, but who cares? She likes it.

I don't understand. I mean, what would George be doing with a life-sized doll? Oh, dear lord.

Rex cries when he ejaculates.

You'd be amazed at the lengths I'd go to for even seating

This is the way I see it, good friends offer to help in a crisis, great friends don't take no for an answer.

True love is great. But at this point in my life...I think I´d rather not be alone at the opera