(Gabrielle jogs by. )

Lynette: "Fine, Gaby! Don't say hi!"
Gabrielle: "Hey! Cocktails? Nobody called me?"
Susan: "It was spur-of-the-moment. We're numbing the pain of... more

Julie: No man has seen you naked in years. except your doctor.

Susan: And he retired...I try not to take that personally.

Susan: "Hey, hey, do you have a death wish?"
Mike: "No, I just refuse to believe that anybody can screw up macaroni and cheese. [puts bite of macaroni in his mouth] Oh my god. How... more

Relationships have nothing to do with good judgment. It doesn't matter how smart you are. You can still get hurt.

Okay, yes, I am closer to your father than I have been in the past. The bitter hatred's now settled into a respectful disgust. That's the kind of thing most children of divorce dream about.

(to Mike)

Susan: "I'm mad that I like you so much without really knowing anything about you.

Lynette: "Bree!"

Susan: "Oh, wow!"

Bree: "Hello, ladies."

Gabrielle: "Is that Bree? She better not have come empty-handed!"

Bree: "Oh, I... more

Susan: If ths happened to you,what would you do?

Julie: See, this would never happen to me.This kinda things only happen to you

Every time we went out for pizza you could have said, "Hey, I once killed a man".

Ian: " Now nothing elaborate. Just a simple roast and, uh, and something appropriate to go with it."
Susan: "Right...like an ambulance."