Bree: "Andrew, your sister tried to kill herself. Why aren't you upset ?"

Andrew: "She tried to slit her wrist with a spoon. How upset do you want me to be ?"

The way I see it is that good friends support each other after something bad has happened, great friends act as if nothing has happened.

Please don't mistake my anal retentiveness for actual affection.

The opposite of love isn't hate, it's indifference.

Oh, don't go Catholic. All that standing and kneeling and genuflecting -- I go for worship, not a workout.

Bree: When I was young, my stepmother told me that I was very lucky. I possessed beauty, wit, cunning, and insight. These were weapons all women needed to survive in the world.

Danielle:... more

Bree: "Your father is into S&M. He makes me beat him with a riding crop. No wonder you're perverted. Look who your parents are."

Danielle, question. Is there a black man hiding under your bed?

Bree: When I was young, my stepmother told me I was very lucky. I possesed wit, cunning, and insight. These are weapons all women need to survive in the world.

Danielle: So?

Bree: So take good... more

You can raise a man's hopes without satisfying them -- I've done it all my life!