Orson I never thought I'd say this to you again but please unbutton your pants.

I think I just heard the milk go bad, I'll go check.

(to Karl) I want to see you through eyes that are clear; not rolling back in my head.

(to Karl) When I agreed to be your lover I felt quite sure that my disdain for your vulgarity and astounding lack of scruples would any chance of my developing feelings for you; but against all... more

(to Karl) I don't want to fall in love with a man I'm not even sure I like.

Susan: He went to snake out a lady's drain! (looks around room at all of the disgusted faces) And yes, I realize how that sounded. Get your minds out of the gutter!

Susan: Lynette's here, dibs on my team!



Gabrielle: That's not fair she's like the charades ninja



Lynette: That's me, the ninja, WOOTA!!(smashes Susan's lamp)

my sister tried to cut her self with a spoon how upset do you want me to get

Anna: I love him.

[Pause]

Anna: Did you hear me? I said I love him.

Gabrielle: I heard you, I was swallowing vomit!

People always talk about the moral hazards of cheating, no one ever warns you about the food.