Now you know why lions eat their young.

Everybody wonders why I smoke like a g*@$*#n choo choo train.

You're not a man 'til you've pulled a tooth out with a pair of pliers.

We cheated death one more time. I feel like a one-legged man in an a**-kicking contest.

I feel like a one-legged man in an a**-kicking contest.

Now my advice to anyone that wants to do this... is stay in school. Learn to be something, cause this will kill ya. This isn't for everybody, you gotta be a little bit twisted to do this job.

You go through a couple marriages, smoke cigarettes like it's going out of style, your body aches from the time you get up to the time you go to bed, and you wake up in the middle of the night... more

How do you tell your sons goodbye since you've just been given two weeks to live and they're leaving to go fishing for several weeks

Everybody wonders why I smoke like a *#$& damn choo-choo train!

This is why lions eat their young.