It's not a funny ha-ha, it's a psychotic ha-ha.

That was my happy place... now I got nothin'.

Hi, my name is Edgar Hansen. Welcome to my Hell.

Now you know why lions eat their young." Captain Phil Harris of the Cornelia Marie

I have two things left on my agenda. 1. Scare the crap out of that guy, and 2. Get some sleep.

The only place I want to see ice, is in my cocktail!

There's a fine line between loyalty and stupidity.

Shut up and fish!

It ain't pretty but neither was my high school report card.

I might end up spankin' myself for no reason.